E 'the moment of reckoning for the Festival of Sanremo. Wild Lucas and Gene Simmons have written exclusively for Yahoo, a piece for four hands with their impressions and .. 'depression' on the Festival.
The Sanremo Festival closed its doors with the victory of Roberto Vecchioni annunciatissima nodes but many are still to be resolved, especially with regard the final evening of the event musicale.Eccoli:
1 - Belen Rodriguez. But I tell you. There is a half drooling Italy for you. Until now the highest artistic opportunities that we have offered have been experimenting with 99 positions of kamasutra copulating with a cell phone and play in thong with rhinos and lions suffering from dysentery and flatulence once you have decent chance you're playing well? Meanwhile, from the clothes. Who was your stylist? The petinause Patricia Griffin? A cousin of Luke Tommassini autistic? Marcella Bella? Why not look for value Belen Rodriguez takes a certain talent. Holy saints, how do you take a girl who oozes sensuality from bulbs axillary hair growth, and one that looks the most polished thing that comes to mind is that she licks the peanut butter on a lapdance pole and fit it in to that sort of dresses like wedding cake layers or candy pink model that microvestito Cleopatra slut? And the face? Why always that phrase from Madonna skewered with tic continuous rubbing his lips as if he had a lump on the gums of lipstick and the air was not even a window cleaner constantly amazed at the traffic light when a guy on a square Duna 500 € in hand? And the curtain her voice and guitar with his father? Apart from that the festival seemed more than an episode of "The recommended", except that 'I am the father plays guitar Melissa Satta as it might sound stilofono, as was the case for introducing it was the guitar teacher Pat Metheny? And the little phrase alliscia-family: "I could not live without my father?". Then let's face it all, the father of the Crown, the hardcore videos, cocaine and Hollywood pictures where the location of the tomato pickers threatened to do burst of a heart attack more than once, and then was less the devoted daughter . All right, but that Argentina is "bububu.rrrrrrai.it" nun if some 'felt. Amen.
two - Alonso on front row to cheer on his wife Raquel Del Rosario gave me some tenderness (as well as some blood, I admit). Now we know because Saturday is incorporated in two incidents during the test in Catalunya: Ferrari's engineers had put the CD in the car of Barbarossa.
3 - Gianni Morandi. Meanwhile, no one, until now, has been able to establish with certainty what his real age. An examination of the carbon-14 dated the date of birth, roughly the first 800. To confirm the theory, the rumor that the chick who had to be sent from the mother to nurse would be Rita Levi Montalcini, so all the indications are that the tenant has in fact about 210 years. About the conductor Morandi, only emphasizes the fact that its so slightly rude to dismiss guests valleys from the stage just needed a kick in the ass. Maria De Filippi stuff that comparison is a queen of etiquette. At a time when the tenant would have the task of improvising to hide the fact that the stage was changing tools or setting, he did only two things of genius: or called into question the photographers in all things' I have played a festival stronger or the Canalis explained that he was taking time because they were removing the instruments on stage, and at the level of magic on stage is like being Belen Rodriguez and say, "Excuse me tonight because my pants are on the first day of menstruation."
4 - Morandi's interview with Avril Lavigne was one of the most embarrassing things from the protozoan to the present. But I say, you have a chick who knows how many he has sold millions of records and wearing a t-shirt that read: "That the hell" and asks "Do you like lemon? Why not also ask "The best eye shadow compact or powder?" Or "Do you have a subscription or rechargeable?". And the question "Do you like Italian food?". Let's talk. Trivia aside, you may request an opinion on the food to Avril Lavigne, looking at it, gives you an idea of \u200b\u200bbeing a last meal that did nell'ottantotto? And the English? Someone can teach Morandi the existence of the possessive case, which was a whole slew of "Mayor offfffff Sanremo?" And "Flower offffff Sanremo? The greatest blowjob of all conductors in history, no rain.
5 - The presence of Massimo Ranieri, lasting about an hour, someone can explain me? He and John have the same supplier of dyed hair, ok, but I would say that as motivation is not enough. It 'been invited as the only singer in this Teano one hundred and fifty years ago for the unification of Italy? And the question and answer? Ranieri: "I am here among the singers and the music to which I belong." Morandi: "And speaking of music I'll show you A clip." A clip? But every once read a book right?
5 - The presence of Massimo Ranieri, lasting about an hour, someone can explain me? He and John have the same supplier of dyed hair, ok, but I would say that as motivation is not enough. It 'been invited as the only singer in this Teano one hundred and fifty years ago for the unification of Italy? And the question and answer? Ranieri: "I am here among the singers and the music to which I belong." Morandi: "And speaking of music I'll show you A clip." A clip? But every once read a book right?
6 - The look of the singers. This year we have discovered all rock. Anna Tatangelo, who until yesterday was in the square next to Sora and now prepare the lasagna in the oven at Gigi D'Alessio while changing diapers with the baby in the first stirrings neomelodici, he exhibited a series of six meters high with shoulder pads look and hairstyles model "I did the Milan-Rome with the window open more than a woman who seemed to installation. The preferred in Richmond dressed as Barbara D'Urso. And Emma? This until the day before yesterday he was stuck in a suit to take cazziatoni Dimensione Danza by Celentano and now I go around with crazed hair, enamel stylish red air. But a little 'tit sticking out of a little black dress and a hair soft, no?
7 - I do not want, but to me this last-minute patriotism has made him want to take Bulgarian citizenship. And Benigni who sings the national anthem . And Tricarico singing "Three Colours". E Morandi singing the national anthem he too. Then on the stage were un'argentina and a chick that besides being the girlfriend of an American actor said not long ago that you just burn the flag of Italy, but they are special.
8 - brings us to the victory of Roberta Flack, also announced by Morandi with the same pathos which announced the delay of the Red Arrow train station. But I do not want me to say that the song was pure poetry Vecchioni because this year is cool to do what they like the music copyright and those who vote for Pezzali is the missing link between ape and tronista, I do not give a happy club. For me, the song was a half ciofeche Flack. And he was dressed as a driver of ATAC. And I found his statements unbearable. Three, to be precise, and delivered one after the other with a surgical paraculaggine: "Women are better than men" (all without distinction. Misseri Sabrina is better than Umberto Eco, segnatevela this). Then "I dedicate victory to the Italians, a people that I love so much. "(Italians treated as the cup of his grandfather, an ice cream that I love so much). Finally: "I feel I have put together the popular music and the copyright, I think that would be the way to the Italian music.." (Ie, he traces the groove, then six of those two assholes Ramazzotti De Gregori and persist in following a general cracked as well). Finally, two rumors that no one has given you. Many will not have been noticed but the horse with which Benigni made his entrance to the Festival then sat in the audience to follow the event only in the first floor all have mistaken for Masi. E 'runaway escaped during the performance Giusy Ferreri es'รจ hidden in an olive grove in Arma di Taggia. Giusy Ferreri wanted to shoot it down but then went to soothe her and promised not to sing anymore. Roberta Flack's victory is a sinister plot. In reality 'Emma had to win the "Friends" that will start from tomorrow a campaign of "The newspaper with the help of Maria De Filippi intended to demonstrate that Roberta Flack has a house in the Pio Albergo Trivulzio scandal that cost him his demotion last position, after Anna Oxa. And the worst part is that it will take to the stage to hand the plate in monovision makeup like her.
About Festival di Sanremo 2011
About Festival di Sanremo 2011
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